Run a Ruby program on the human VM

Ruby is fast. Mass produced. Impersonal. What if it wasn't? human-ruby compiles your program to mruby bytecode and renders it as a spreadsheet of step-by-step instructions. Real humans execute it, one opcode at a time. Nothing runs on a CPU.

Submit a program below. For security reasons, kernel-level features like file read/write and exec are not activated here — check out the repo and run it locally if you want to test with file access.

Want to dig into the CLI, run it locally against Excel, or see how the VM works? It's all on GitHub.